Doing it in public is not advised and, at the least, here in Vegas is illegal. Oh yeah, and it’s a felony. That fact was quickly learned by Phillip Frank Panzica III and Chloe Scordinas as they were busted for doing “it” on the High Roller Observation Wheel at the Linq.
I think we can all agree that you should not do that. But our friends at VitalVegas.com have posted 11 tips on how to do it, specifically, on the High Roller. Here are five of those tips:
1. Bring a Blanket – If not for a little cover then to be respectful of the next group of people that may sit on the bench you have just soiled.
2. Use the Cover of Darkness – This would make sense. If you want to hide from security and avoid being caught by a fanny-pack clad couple from Iowa, a night time ride would make sense.
3. Tip a Ride Attendant – VitalVegas notes that the ride attendants may not make a lot of money so if you throw em a $20, perhaps they would look the other way.
4. Ride When Business Is Slow – Less people. Less chance to get caught. Like VitalVegas says, maybe the middle of the week would be the best time.
5.Use Moist Towelettes – Since, apparently, we’re planning this adventure, pack some baby wipes in your girl’s purse. Please, common decency, people, common decency.
Get all 11 tips, if you must, HERE.