The unsung heroes of the Rio Olympics are the doping agents that ensure that the Games aren’t tarnished by cheating. You may not know this, but after every race, a dude or a chick with a cup accompanies an athlete and watches them go “number one.” That’s their job. Hence, Spence’s salute to the “Pee In The Cup Guy.” Catch a new Song of the Week every Friday at 8:05.
In honor of the Games of the XXXI Olympiad, a parody song of the Olympic Fanfare and Theme by John Williams. Spence tells you everything you need to know about what you will see and read about concerning the Rio 2016 Olympics.
It’s not hard to figure out where Spence stands politically. Well, if you don’t know, it’s clear in his track, “I Think My Dog Is Voting for Trump.”
As mature as ever, Spence was joined by “The Real’s” Loni Love in studio, homie strapped on his ax and busted out “Boobies.” Classy.
The official song of the 4th of July, it’s “Firework Firejerk.”
Dad’s get screwed on Father’s Day…well…as compared to Mother’s Day. Check out an “Ode to Father’s Day.”
Kayla is entertaining her kinfolk that are out west from Florida. So, Spence gave ’em a little dose of musical hospitality with the #1 song in Mississippi, “UncleBrother.”
It really is borderline stalking, this thing with Spence and comedienne, actress and talk show host, Sherri Shepherd. Here is his love song to her:
As of this posting, we have not been fired for the Spence original, “Swallow It All,” but, then again, there is not one thing dirty about it. SEE for yourself.
With the help of actress/comedienne Sherri Shepherd, Spence did a tribute to dudes who try to romance via the emoji. See “Emoji Man,” y’all.
This week, Spence sang of the virtues of the Walmart Shopping Cart Wrangler. Check it out, fool.
It ain’t what happened on Cinco de Mayo, it’s how you feel about it on Seis de Mayo. Usually it has something to do with tequila. Enjoy, “Mr. Patron.”
With the help of Frankie Moreno from “Under the Influence” at Planet Hollywood, we told the story of a trip to the dentist that didn’t go so well…or did it? Here’s “The Dentist.”
It’s the excretory combo phenomenon known as the “SneezeFart.”
If you want see a video that’s totes adorbs, watch “Abbrevs.”
Week three, we took on Showkiller’s constant whining and complaining about how is life was so terrible. Now, he never really says it’s horrible, he just is always worried about the man and the boot he has pressed to Davey’s neck. Here is “I’m Showkiller & My Life Sucks.”
If you’ve ever seen a bilingual sign in a public restroom, this song is for you. I sing the sign in Spanish, and our friends Rosa & Fanny from 98.5 KLUC business office translate for all the gringos.
Check out our first “Song of the Week,” dedicated to Kayla titled, “Fri-Yay.”