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It was more than few years ago I was scratching out a living pushing a mop at MIT. You know, running around with my buddies, chasing skirts, drinking beer and hassling Barneys.

So, it was out of sheer boredom that I completed that “unsolvable” theorem written on a hallway chalkboard. After all, I was always good at arithmetic, what you less geniusey-types refer to as “math.” (Between you and I, I thought I was doing a Soduku.) Who knew?

Anyway, my therapist, Sean, who was total doppelgänger for Robin Williams, wanted one thing for me. Professor Lambeau wanted another. He repeatedly told me to call him Gerry and would call me, drunk, and invite me to his place to show me his “Fields Medal.” He’d say over and over, “It’s really big and impressive.” Whatever.

I decided to follow Sean’s advice. I left behind several lucrative job offers to follow this girl, Skylar, to Stanford University. I’d only gone out with her, like, three times. She had freckles, I think and she thought she could play in the NBA. Bitch, please!?!?

I hopped in my beater, that my boys bought me for my 21st birthday, and headed west. Unfortunately, the POS broke down outside of Goshen, Indiana. I just stayed there. I eventually got a gig doing nights on Goshen College radio. (Go Leafs!!!)

I eventually did make it out west, albeit not to California, but to Las Vegas where I now co-host the Chet Buchanan & the Morning Zoo radio program. In addition, I write and produce comedy that airs nationally through Delicious Audio.

So you know, I haven’t completely gotten out of the math game. I’ve been known to balance an occasional check book and during tax time I do a little part-time work at Walmart in the Jackson-Hewitt kiosk.

Today, when people ask me, “How do I like them apples?” I respond, “In a pie with a golden brown flaky crust and maybe a dollop of Cool Whip.”

– Spence

Spence’s European Vacation

Spence just got back from Europe. Here are a few of his favorite pics from his trip to England, Scotland and Germany.

98.5 KLUC–18 hours ago

Spence’s Challenge: Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Finally, after a week long vacation, Spence’s Challenge is back!! Spence went for his 14th win in a row today racking up the Terrible Herbst Jackpot to a grand total of $448.00! You can win all of that money if you tie Spence, and additional $1000 if you can beat him!

98.5 KLUC–21 hours ago

Spence’s Challenge: Friday, March 17, 2017

Spence’s Challenge is easy! All you have to do is read up and correctly answer 5 trivia questions on the top headlines in today’s latest pop culture news. If you tie than Spence, you’ll win $423, but if beat him, we’ll give you $1,423! Practice, Play Win!

98.5 KLUC–03/17/2017

UNLV Legend Moses Scurry with Chet, Spence & Kayla

1990 National Champion, Moses Scurry checked in with Chet, Spence & Kayla.

03/16/2017

Spence’s Challenge: Thursday, March 16, 2017

Spence struggled today, but P1 Garret couldn’t capitalize on the slip! Spence has now won 11 in a row adding to his 319 win total! Will you be next to beat him? If you can you’ll win $1,373! Practice, Play, Win!

98.5 KLUC–03/16/2017

St. Patrick’s Day Things That Aren’t Irish

You’re going to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. Did you know some of the ways you celebrate aren’t even Irish?

98.5 KLUC–03/16/2017

The Return of the Hawaiian Pie Lady

On National Pi Day we played audio from a Facebook LIVE video of a Hawaiian woman by the name Jelayne Kanoelehua Shelton. At the time, she was pregnant and told a story of how she just wanted some Okinawan Sweet Potato Pie… Today, Jelayne called in the show! Listen to the real pie story…

98.5 KLUC–03/15/2017

Spence’s Challenge: Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Five Questions… Thirty Seconds… Win up to $1373! Will you be the next P1 to defeat Spence in Spence’s Challenge? If you do you’ll win all of cash in the Terrible Herbst Spence’s Challenge Jackpot! Listen, Play, Win!

98.5 KLUC–03/15/2017

Spence’s Challenge: Tuesday, March 14, 2017

It was a close game but Spence is on a hot streak! Today he won his 11th Spence’s Challenge win in a row! Want your chance to beat Spence and win up to $1323?

98.5 KLUC–03/14/2017

The March Madness Song

See Spence sing all 68 teams in the Big Dance in under :45 seconds. It’s the March Madness Song.

98.5 KLUC–03/14/2017

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