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It was more than few years ago I was scratching out a living pushing a mop at MIT. You know, running around with my buddies, chasing skirts, drinking beer and hassling Barneys.

So, it was out of sheer boredom that I completed that “unsolvable” theorem written on a hallway chalkboard. After all, I was always good at arithmetic, what you less geniusey-types refer to as “math.” (Between you and I, I thought I was doing a Soduku.) Who knew?

Anyway, my therapist, Sean, who was total doppelgänger for Robin Williams, wanted one thing for me. Professor Lambeau wanted another. He repeatedly told me to call him Gerry and would call me, drunk, and invite me to his place to show me his “Fields Medal.” He’d say over and over, “It’s really big and impressive.” Whatever.

I decided to follow Sean’s advice. I left behind several lucrative job offers to follow this girl, Skylar, to Stanford University. I’d only gone out with her, like, three times. She had freckles, I think and she thought she could play in the NBA. Bitch, please!?!?

I hopped in my beater, that my boys bought me for my 21st birthday, and headed west. Unfortunately, the POS broke down outside of Goshen, Indiana. I just stayed there. I eventually got a gig doing nights on Goshen College radio. (Go Leafs!!!)

I eventually did make it out west, albeit not to California, but to Las Vegas where I now co-host the Chet Buchanan & the Morning Zoo radio program. In addition, I write and produce comedy that airs nationally through Delicious Audio.

So you know, I haven’t completely gotten out of the math game. I’ve been known to balance an occasional check book and during tax time I do a little part-time work at Walmart in the Jackson-Hewitt kiosk.

Today, when people ask me, “How do I like them apples?” I respond, “In a pie with a golden brown flaky crust and maybe a dollop of Cool Whip.”

– Spence

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Kerry Washington on the Zoo

Kerry Washington, star of “Scandal,” and mother of one, is due to give birth any day now. That fact did not stop the award winning actress from promoting voter registration with Chet, Spence & Kayla.

98.5 KLUC–09/27/2016

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Trump v Clinton I. What will you remember about the first debate? Moderator, Lester Holt? Hillary’s red pantsuit? If you said Donald’s constant sniffing, you hit it right on the nose.

98.5 KLUC–09/27/2016

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The Dirty Debate

Inspired by Jimmy Kimmel’s “This Week In Unnecessary Censorship'” Chet, Spence & Kayla, gave the first presidential debate between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton the treatment.

98.5 KLUC–09/27/2016


Is This The Greatest TV Show of All Time?

“Rolling Stone” recently surveyed hundreds of actors, writers, producers, critics, and showrunners to come up with a list of ‘The 100 Greatest TV Shows of All Time.’

98.5 KLUC–09/22/2016


Famous People Want You To Vote

There’s a new political campaign called “Save the Day,” encouraging America to show up on Election Day. It has a ton of celebrities, so it’s like a new ‘Rock the Vote’-type of thing.

98.5 KLUC–09/22/2016

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We’re #1! We’re #1 We’re #1

A new study ranked 150 cities in America according to how “fun” they are. They looked at 51 different factors, like the number of bars, restaurants, and sporting venues…how nice the weather is…and how much it costs to do stuff.

98.5 KLUC–09/20/2016

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Spence’s Song of the Week

$750 million of public money so a billionaire can build a stadium? Spence believes there are better ways to spend that money. It’s “Viva Los Raiders,” Spence’s Song of the Week. Listen for a brand new song for you every Friday at 8:05a.

98.5 KLUC–09/17/2016

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The Most Perverted Town Names in America

It must be great to live in a town that makes anyone with a filthy mind laugh every time they hear it. And this country is bulging and throbbing with tons of places like that.

98.5 KLUC–09/15/2016

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The Weirdest Named Towns in the U.S.A.

It’s amazing how many towns in this country have ridiculous names. Like, was everyone just constantly drunk 150 years ago when these kinds of decisions were being made?

98.5 KLUC–09/14/2016


Rugby Kid Goes Beast Mode

This just isn’t fair. This 8 year old playing rugby is a force. He’s dominant. He’s bigger. He’s faster and he is mean.  

98.5 KLUC–09/13/2016


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