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It was more than few years ago I was scratching out a living pushing a mop at MIT. You know, running around with my buddies, chasing skirts, drinking beer and hassling Barneys.

So, it was out of sheer boredom that I completed that “unsolvable” theorem written on a hallway chalkboard. After all, I was always good at arithmetic, what you less geniusey-types refer to as “math.” (Between you and I, I thought I was doing a Soduku.) Who knew?

Anyway, my therapist, Sean, who was total doppelgänger for Robin Williams, wanted one thing for me. Professor Lambeau wanted another. He repeatedly told me to call him Gerry and would call me, drunk, and invite me to his place to show me his “Fields Medal.” He’d say over and over, “It’s really big and impressive.” Whatever.

I decided to follow Sean’s advice. I left behind several lucrative job offers to follow this girl, Skylar, to Stanford University. I’d only gone out with her, like, three times. She had freckles, I think and she thought she could play in the NBA. Bitch, please!?!?

I hopped in my beater, that my boys bought me for my 21st birthday, and headed west. Unfortunately, the POS broke down outside of Goshen, Indiana. I just stayed there. I eventually got a gig doing nights on Goshen College radio. (Go Leafs!!!)

I eventually did make it out west, albeit not to California, but to Las Vegas where I now co-host the Chet Buchanan & the Morning Zoo radio program. In addition, I write and produce comedy that airs nationally through Delicious Audio.

So you know, I haven’t completely gotten out of the math game. I’ve been known to balance an occasional check book and during tax time I do a little part-time work at Walmart in the Jackson-Hewitt kiosk.

Today, when people ask me, “How do I like them apples?” I respond, “In a pie with a golden brown flaky crust and maybe a dollop of Cool Whip.”

– Spence

Spence’s Challenge: Wednesday, September 20th

Are you a P1? Do you love money? Why not call everyday at 7:25am for a chance to play Spence’s Challenge?

98.5 KLUC–9 hours ago

Spence’s Song of the Week

Chet got a pat down…er…rubdown by TSA at the Dallas-Ft. Worth International Airport. Fortunately, Spence was there to be inspired with his Song of the Week, “I’ve Been Felt Up By The TSA.”

98.5 KLUC–09/17/2017

Spence’s Challenge: Wednesday, September 13th

Spence sailed to victory today adding another $25 in the Terrible Herbst Spence’s Challenge Jackpot!

98.5 KLUC–09/13/2017

Spence’s Challenge: Tuesday, September 12th

Fresh from Texas, Spence get’s a perfect score in today’s Spence’s Challenge!

98.5 KLUC–09/12/2017

Spence’s Song of the Week

105 in September?!?!? Come on, man! Spence has the song for you. Check out this week’s Song of the Week, “It’s Friggin’ Hot: Part 2.”

98.5 KLUC–09/02/2017

Spence’s Challenge: Friday, September 1st

Spence got a perfect score today in Spence’s Challenge! Adding another $25.00 to the Terrible Herbest Spence’s Challenge Jackpot for a new grand total of $1173!

98.5 KLUC–09/01/2017

Spence’s Challenge: Tuesday, August 29th

Spence wins again! Totaling his win streak to 40 wins in a row, adding another $25.00 in the Terrible Herbst Spence’s Challenge Jackpot for a new high of $1098! What to win all that cash? Try playing Spence’s Challenge… It’s a five question,, pop culture trivia game, but you only have thirty seconds to answer! What do you say if you don’t know the answer? “JIMBOBCOOTER!”

98.5 KLUC–08/29/2017

Candlelighters Superhero 5k with Chet Buchanan

Learn more about how you can join Candlelighters and Chet Buchanan in the fight against childhood cancer.

98.5 KLUC–08/29/2017

Game of Thrones, Yeah: Season 7 Finale

Spence, cryptically, gives you the details, in song, of how season seven’s finale went down on the HBO fantasy-drama, “Game of Thrones.”

98.5 KLUC–08/28/2017

Spence’s Song of the Week

Spence is packing on a little winter weight and summer ain’t even over yet. Check out his Song of the Week, “I Weigh a Ton.”

98.5 KLUC–08/27/2017

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