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It was more than few years ago I was scratching out a living pushing a mop at MIT. You know, running around with my buddies, chasing skirts, drinking beer and hassling Barneys.

So, it was out of sheer boredom that I completed that “unsolvable” theorem written on a hallway chalkboard. After all, I was always good at arithmetic, what you less geniusey-types refer to as “math.” (Between you and I, I thought I was doing a Soduku.) Who knew?

Anyway, my therapist, Sean, who was total doppelgänger for Robin Williams, wanted one thing for me. Professor Lambeau wanted another. He repeatedly told me to call him Gerry and would call me, drunk, and invite me to his place to show me his “Fields Medal.” He’d say over and over, “It’s really big and impressive.” Whatever.

I decided to follow Sean’s advice. I left behind several lucrative job offers to follow this girl, Skylar, to Stanford University. I’d only gone out with her, like, three times. She had freckles, I think and she thought she could play in the NBA. Bitch, please!?!?

I hopped in my beater, that my boys bought me for my 21st birthday, and headed west. Unfortunately, the POS broke down outside of Goshen, Indiana. I just stayed there. I eventually got a gig doing nights on Goshen College radio. (Go Leafs!!!)

I eventually did make it out west, albeit not to California, but to Las Vegas where I now co-host the Chet Buchanan & the Morning Zoo radio program. In addition, I write and produce comedy that airs nationally through Delicious Audio.

So you know, I haven’t completely gotten out of the math game. I’ve been known to balance an occasional check book and during tax time I do a little part-time work at Walmart in the Jackson-Hewitt kiosk.

Today, when people ask me, “How do I like them apples?” I respond, “In a pie with a golden brown flaky crust and maybe a dollop of Cool Whip.”

– Spence

Shark Week Has Jumped the Shark

It’s finally happened. “Shark Week” has jumped the shark.

98.5 KLUC–07/24/2017

Would You Eat Goat Poop for Money?

Boys will be boys. So, if you’re going to do goat yoga and there’s goat poop all over the place, one boy will challenge the other to do something stupid. Case and point…

98.5 KLUC–07/19/2017

Goat Yoga with Chet, Spence & Kayla

Goat Yoga? It IS a thing and we have the video to prove it. With yoga mats spread out we stretched and relaxed…with goats.

98.5 KLUC–07/19/2017

Game of Thrones Musical Recap

Chet Buchanan & the Morning Zoo’s resident “Game of Thrones” nerd is Spence. The last two weeks he would not shut up about the season seven premiere of HBO’s fantasy drama. Well, the show came and went and he still won’t shut up about it.

98.5 KLUC–07/17/2017

Spence’s Challenge: Monday, July 17th

Spence’s Challenge is a five question pop-culture trivia games, with all of the question ripped straight from the biggest headlines. Do you think you have what it takes to beat Spence? He’s only lost three times ever… If you just tie Spence, you’ll win the $568 in the Terrible Herbst Spence’s Challenge Jackpot! Not to mention the $1,000 bonus if you can beat him! Practice, Play, Win!

98.5 KLUC–07/17/2017

Game of Thrones – Song of the Week

Chet Buchanan & the Morning Zoo’s resident “Game of Thrones” nerd is your boy, Spence. Sunday night at 6pm, (HBO East coast feed) he will be sitting, intently, in front of his TV anticipating what will happen next on the HBO fantasy drama.

98.5 KLUC–07/16/2017

Spence’s Challenge: Friday, July 14th

Do you want a chance to win over $1500? Try playing Spence’s Challenge! It’s a five question, pop culture trivia game, with all of the questions ripped straight from the latest headlines. If you can tie Spence, you’ll win the $523 in the Terrible Herbst Spence’s Challenge Jackpot! Oh, and don’t forget about the $1,000 bonus if you can beat him! Practice, Play, Win!

98.5 KLUC–07/14/2017

Spence’s Challenge: Thursday, July 13th

Spence win’s another game today adding to his 17 game win streak along with $25.00 in the Terrible Herbst Spence’s Challenge Jackpot! Will you beat him next? If you can tie Spence you’ll win the $498 in the Jackpot… beat him and we’ll throw in an extra $1,000!

98.5 KLUC–07/13/2017

Spence’s Challenge: Wednesday, July 12th

Do you have what it takes to beat Spence in Spence’s Challenge? It’s a five question pop-culture trivia game with $473.00 on the line in the Terrible Herbst Spence’s Challenge Jackpot! All you have to do is tie Spence for the cash, beat him and we’ll throw in an extra $1,000!

98.5 KLUC–07/12/2017

Spence’s Challenge: Tuesday, July 11th

$448 is now in the Terrible Herbst Spence’s Challenge Jackpot and only one person stands in the way between you and your money… Spence! Think you have what it takes? Five questions, thirty seconds, tie Spence and win all the cash in the jackpot, beat him and win the $1,000 bonus! Practice, Play, Win! 

98.5 KLUC–07/11/2017

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