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It was more than few years ago I was scratching out a living pushing a mop at MIT. You know, running around with my buddies, chasing skirts, drinking beer and hassling Barneys.

So, it was out of sheer boredom that I completed that “unsolvable” theorem written on a hallway chalkboard. After all, I was always good at arithmetic, what you less geniusey-types refer to as “math.” (Between you and I, I thought I was doing a Soduku.) Who knew?

Anyway, my therapist, Sean, who was total doppelgänger for Robin Williams, wanted one thing for me. Professor Lambeau wanted another. He repeatedly told me to call him Gerry and would call me, drunk, and invite me to his place to show me his “Fields Medal.” He’d say over and over, “It’s really big and impressive.” Whatever.

I decided to follow Sean’s advice. I left behind several lucrative job offers to follow this girl, Skylar, to Stanford University. I’d only gone out with her, like, three times. She had freckles, I think and she thought she could play in the NBA. Bitch, please!?!?

I hopped in my beater, that my boys bought me for my 21st birthday, and headed west. Unfortunately, the POS broke down outside of Goshen, Indiana. I just stayed there. I eventually got a gig doing nights on Goshen College radio. (Go Leafs!!!)

I eventually did make it out west, albeit not to California, but to Las Vegas where I now co-host the Chet Buchanan & the Morning Zoo radio program. In addition, I write and produce comedy that airs nationally through Delicious Audio.

So you know, I haven’t completely gotten out of the math game. I’ve been known to balance an occasional check book and during tax time I do a little part-time work at Walmart in the Jackson-Hewitt kiosk.

Today, when people ask me, “How do I like them apples?” I respond, “In a pie with a golden brown flaky crust and maybe a dollop of Cool Whip.”

– Spence

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Spence’s Song of the Week

For the bald, balding or those that like to keep it clean and sleek. Spence’s Song of the Week is a parody of The Chainsmokers, “Paris,” titled, “Hairless.”

98.5 KLUC–23 hours ago

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Spence’s Challenge: Wednesday, February 24th 2017

With $1,623 on the line, did Beau Chavez from Henderson take some money home for the weekend?

98.5 KLUC–02/24/2017

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Spence’s Challenge: Wednesday, February 23rd 2017

There is $623.00 in the Terrible Herbst Spence’s Challenge Jackpot which you can win! All you have to do is tie Spence, but if you beat him we’ll throw in an extra $1000! Practice, Play, […]

98.5 KLUC–02/23/2017

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Spence’s Challenge: Wednesday, February 22nd 2017

Everyone could use some extra cash but only TWO listeners have ever beat Spence in Spence’s Challenge… Will you be next? If you tie him you’ll win $598.00, but if you can beat him we’ll throw in an extra $1,000! Practice Play Win!

98.5 KLUC–02/22/2017

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Spence’s Challenge: Tuesday, February 21st 2017

Are you a P1? Do you love money? Well, call everyday at 7:25am for a chance to play Spence’s Challenge! Thirty seconds to answer five trivia questions ripped straight from the biggest pop-culture headlines! If you tie Spence, you can win $573 and we’ll throw in an extra $1,000 if you beat him!

98.5 KLUC–02/21/2017

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Trump Rhymes: Women

A lot of things have changed under President Donald Trump, why not nursery rhymes. It’s from the twisted mind of Spence.

98.5 KLUC–02/21/2017

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Spence’s Song of the Week

A new Spence’s Song of the Week this time with a parody of Ed Sheeran’s “Shape of You.” It’s “Vape with You.”

98.5 KLUC–02/18/2017

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Jacob the Movie Guy: Fist Fight

Can you expect much out of the Ice Cube, Charlie Day comedy, “Fist Fight?” Jacob the Movie says this one is down for the count.

98.5 KLUC–02/17/2017

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Sexy Trump Tweets

For President’s Day we decided to sexify Donald’s social media feed. Here, then, are Sexy Trump Tweets.

98.5 KLUC–02/17/2017

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Spence’s Challenge: Thursday, February 16th

The Terrible Herbst Jackpot is now at $523.00, which you can win if you Tie Spence in Spence’s Challenge. We’ll give you an additional $1,000 if you can beat him! Practice, Play, Win!

98.5 KLUC–02/16/2017


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