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It was more than few years ago I was scratching out a living pushing a mop at MIT. You know, running around with my buddies, chasing skirts, drinking beer and hassling Barneys.

So, it was out of sheer boredom that I completed that “unsolvable” theorem written on a hallway chalkboard. After all, I was always good at arithmetic, what you less geniusey-types refer to as “math.” (Between you and I, I thought I was doing a Soduku.) Who knew?

Anyway, my therapist, Sean, who was total doppelgänger for Robin Williams, wanted one thing for me. Professor Lambeau wanted another. He repeatedly told me to call him Gerry and would call me, drunk, and invite me to his place to show me his “Fields Medal.” He’d say over and over, “It’s really big and impressive.” Whatever.

I decided to follow Sean’s advice. I left behind several lucrative job offers to follow this girl, Skylar, to Stanford University. I’d only gone out with her, like, three times. She had freckles, I think and she thought she could play in the NBA. Bitch, please!?!?

I hopped in my beater, that my boys bought me for my 21st birthday, and headed west. Unfortunately, the POS broke down outside of Goshen, Indiana. I just stayed there. I eventually got a gig doing nights on Goshen College radio. (Go Leafs!!!)

I eventually did make it out west, albeit not to California, but to Las Vegas where I now co-host the Chet Buchanan & the Morning Zoo radio program. In addition, I write and produce comedy that airs nationally through Delicious Audio.

So you know, I haven’t completely gotten out of the math game. I’ve been known to balance an occasional check book and during tax time I do a little part-time work at Walmart in the Jackson-Hewitt kiosk.

Today, when people ask me, “How do I like them apples?” I respond, “In a pie with a golden brown flaky crust and maybe a dollop of Cool Whip.”

– Spence

Melissa Lizarbe/98.5 KLUC

The After the Show Show: Episode 2

On Episode 2, is she getting money from her dad…or her “daddy”?

98.5 KLUC–23 hours ago

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Spence’s Challenge: Wednesday, January 18th

Spence is going for 30 straight Wins! Think you can stop him? Tie Spence win $123, but if you beat him, you’ll win an additional $1000!

98.5 KLUC–01/18/2017

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TrumpSingles Is a Thing

Are you a Donald Trump supporter who couldn’t think of dating someone who doesn’t share your unbridled passion for him? Well then, you need to get on board with TrumpSingles.com.

98.5 KLUC–01/18/2017

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Spence’s Challenge: Tuesday, January 17th

For the first time this year, the Spence’s Terrible Herbst Jackpot is back! Starting at $98.00 if you tie Spence, and an additional $1000 if you can beat him. Try Calling Everyday at 7:30AM for a chance to play!

98.5 KLUC–01/17/2017

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Spence’s Song of the Week

The tale of a trip to a Chinese restaurant gone bad. See the video for “Number Two.” Spence’s Song of the Week.

98.5 KLUC–01/14/2017

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Spence’s Challenge: Friday, January 13th

NEXT WEEK The Spence’s Challenge Terrible Herbst Jackpot is Back! Be the first to beat Spence in 2017 and win $98.00! It’s easy, just Practice, Play, and Win!! Call Everyday at 7:30AM for a chance to play!

98.5 KLUC–01/13/2017

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Spence’s Challenge: Thursday, January 12th

Good at Trivia? Want to win some money? Try your chances at Spence’s Challenge everyday at 7:45AM for a chance to play!

98.5 KLUC–01/12/2017

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The After the Show Show: Episode 1

It’s the show…but done after the show with a little hot sauce on it. It’s the Chet Buchanan & the Morning Zoo After the Show Show.

98.5 KLUC–01/11/2017

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Dumber Than Davey

Davey the Showkiller takes a bit of heat on the show. Yeah, he gets picked on. Spence is rather unkind at times. Here is where Showkiller gets his revenge with stories about people that are far dumber than he is.

98.5 KLUC–01/11/2017

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Spence’s Challenge: Wednesday, January 11th

With the Terrible Herbst Jackpot coming back Tuesday, Spence has been training hard recently with “exhibition” games! Do you think you can out-train him? Listen, Practice, Train! And try your chances to beat Spence by calling Everyday at 7:45AM for a chance to play!

98.5 KLUC–01/11/2017

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