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It was more than few years ago I was scratching out a living pushing a mop at MIT. You know, running around with my buddies, chasing skirts, drinking beer and hassling Barneys.

So, it was out of sheer boredom that I completed that “unsolvable” theorem written on a hallway chalkboard. After all, I was always good at arithmetic, what you less geniusey-types refer to as “math.” (Between you and I, I thought I was doing a Soduku.) Who knew?

Anyway, my therapist, Sean, who was total doppelgänger for Robin Williams, wanted one thing for me. Professor Lambeau wanted another. He repeatedly told me to call him Gerry and would call me, drunk, and invite me to his place to show me his “Fields Medal.” He’d say over and over, “It’s really big and impressive.” Whatever.

I decided to follow Sean’s advice. I left behind several lucrative job offers to follow this girl, Skylar, to Stanford University. I’d only gone out with her, like, three times. She had freckles, I think and she thought she could play in the NBA. Bitch, please!?!?

I hopped in my beater, that my boys bought me for my 21st birthday, and headed west. Unfortunately, the POS broke down outside of Goshen, Indiana. I just stayed there. I eventually got a gig doing nights on Goshen College radio. (Go Leafs!!!)

I eventually did make it out west, albeit not to California, but to Las Vegas where I now co-host the Chet Buchanan & the Morning Zoo radio program. In addition, I write and produce comedy that airs nationally through Delicious Audio.

So you know, I haven’t completely gotten out of the math game. I’ve been known to balance an occasional check book and during tax time I do a little part-time work at Walmart in the Jackson-Hewitt kiosk.

Today, when people ask me, “How do I like them apples?” I respond, “In a pie with a golden brown flaky crust and maybe a dollop of Cool Whip.”

– Spence

Spence’s Challenge: Friday, March 10, 2017

How would you like the chance to win up to $1,295? All you have to do is be caller 25 at 98.5 KLUC and you’ll get to play Spence’s Challenge! Five Questions, 30 seconds, tie Spence and you’ll win the $295 in the Terrible Herbst Spence’s Challenge Jackpot. If you beat him, we’ll throw in an extra thousand in cash! Practice, Play, Win!

98.5 KLUC–03/10/2017

Spence’s Challenge: Thursday, March 9, 2017

SPENCE WINS AGAIN! The Terrible Herbst Spence’s Challenge Jackpot is now at $273, which YOU can win if you just tie Spence… but if you beat him, YOU can win $1,273! Listen, Play, Win!

98.5 KLUC–03/09/2017

Kayla’s Challenge: Wednesday, March 8, 2017

In honor of “Day Without A Women” not only are we honoring women by playing only songs with female artist in it, but instead of Spence’s Challenge we’re playing Kayla’s Challenge! Kayla was a little nervous, but surprised everyone when she got a perfect score! 5 out of 5!

98.5 KLUC–03/08/2017

Trump Rhymes: Healthcare

Everything has changed under Donald Trump…even nursery rhymes. Here’s episode 3 of Trump Rhymes: Nursery Rhymes in the Age of Trump. Today, “healthcare.”

98.5 KLUC–03/08/2017

Spence’s Challenge: Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Spence wins another easy game today… When will someone put up a fight? All you have to do is Tie Spence in “Spence’s Challenge” and you can win $248! But if you beat Spence, you’ll win $1,248! Listen, Play, Win!

98.5 KLUC–03/07/2017

Spence’s Challenge: Monday, March 6, 2017

Jackie and Spence clash today in another edition of “Spence’s Challenge,” and it doesn’t go very good for out P1 contestant… Do you think you’d do better? Do you want to win up to $1,223? All you have to do is answer Five Pop Trivia Culture Questions in 30 seconds ripped from the latest headlines!

98.5 KLUC–03/06/2017

TV Stars with Soaring Ratings Thanks to Trump

Donald Trump IS a “ratings machine according to a new report, he’s had a positive effect on eight TV shows, and seven of them aren’t ‘Fox and Friends.’ The shows getting a ‘Trump bump’ are:

98.5 KLUC–03/06/2017

Spence’s Song of the Week

Finishing the regular season with a record of 11-20, yes, Rebel fans it has been a crappy season. Here’s Spence’s Song of the Week.

98.5 KLUC–03/05/2017

Spence’s Challenge: Friday, March 3, 2017

The Terrible Herbst Spence’s Challenge Jackpot climbs to $173.00 as Spence wins his 312th win! You can win all of that money and we’ll add an extra $1000 if you can beat Spence! Practice, Play, Win!

98.5 KLUC–03/03/2017

Sexy Filipino Recipes (ft. Jo Koy)

With comedian Jo Koy in studio, we gave the phone sex operator treatment to Filipino recipes.

98.5 KLUC–03/03/2017

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