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It was more than few years ago I was scratching out a living pushing a mop at MIT. You know, running around with my buddies, chasing skirts, drinking beer and hassling Barneys.

So, it was out of sheer boredom that I completed that “unsolvable” theorem written on a hallway chalkboard. After all, I was always good at arithmetic, what you less geniusey-types refer to as “math.” (Between you and I, I thought I was doing a Soduku.) Who knew?

Anyway, my therapist, Sean, who was total doppelgänger for Robin Williams, wanted one thing for me. Professor Lambeau wanted another. He repeatedly told me to call him Gerry and would call me, drunk, and invite me to his place to show me his “Fields Medal.” He’d say over and over, “It’s really big and impressive.” Whatever.

I decided to follow Sean’s advice. I left behind several lucrative job offers to follow this girl, Skylar, to Stanford University. I’d only gone out with her, like, three times. She had freckles, I think and she thought she could play in the NBA. Bitch, please!?!?

I hopped in my beater, that my boys bought me for my 21st birthday, and headed west. Unfortunately, the POS broke down outside of Goshen, Indiana. I just stayed there. I eventually got a gig doing nights on Goshen College radio. (Go Leafs!!!)

I eventually did make it out west, albeit not to California, but to Las Vegas where I now co-host the Chet Buchanan & the Morning Zoo radio program. In addition, I write and produce comedy that airs nationally through Delicious Audio.

So you know, I haven’t completely gotten out of the math game. I’ve been known to balance an occasional check book and during tax time I do a little part-time work at Walmart in the Jackson-Hewitt kiosk.

Today, when people ask me, “How do I like them apples?” I respond, “In a pie with a golden brown flaky crust and maybe a dollop of Cool Whip.”

– Spence

Spence’s Song of the Week

You can’t just have one Niall Horan “Slow Hands” parody song. You can’t. Last week it was “Man Hands.” This week, “Jazz Hands.”

98.5 KLUC–10/01/2017

Spence’s Challenge: Friday, September 29th

With another win under his belt, Spence is now closer to beating his high score more than ever before!

98.5 KLUC–09/29/2017

Personalized Jerseys: Cool or Corny?

Spence was so excited. He finally got his authentic Vegas Golden Knights jersey.

98.5 KLUC–09/28/2017

Spence’s Challenge: Tuesday, September 26th

Five questions, thirty seconds… what do you say if you don’t know the answer? “Jim-Bob-Cooter!”

98.5 KLUC–09/26/2017

The Ten Beers That Make You Burp Most

This is useful for two types of people. The kind who like beer but don’t want to feel bloated. And the type who take pride in their burping prowess. A scientist tested 31 different beers […]

98.5 KLUC–09/22/2017

Spence’s Song of the Week

She’s a lovely woman but she has manly hands. Yes, Man Hands. Spence with a Niall Horan parody as his Song of the Week.

98.5 KLUC–09/22/2017

Spence’s Challenge: Wednesday, September 20th

Are you a P1? Do you love money? Why not call everyday at 7:25am for a chance to play Spence’s Challenge?

98.5 KLUC–09/20/2017

Spence’s Song of the Week

Chet got a pat down…er…rubdown by TSA at the Dallas-Ft. Worth International Airport. Fortunately, Spence was there to be inspired with his Song of the Week, “I’ve Been Felt Up By The TSA.”

98.5 KLUC–09/17/2017

Spence’s Challenge: Wednesday, September 13th

Spence sailed to victory today adding another $25 in the Terrible Herbst Spence’s Challenge Jackpot!

98.5 KLUC–09/13/2017

Spence’s Challenge: Tuesday, September 12th

Fresh from Texas, Spence get’s a perfect score in today’s Spence’s Challenge!

98.5 KLUC–09/12/2017

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