It was more than few years ago I was scratching out a living pushing a mop at MIT. You know, running around with my buddies, chasing skirts, drinking beer and hassling Barneys.
So, it was out of sheer boredom that I completed that “unsolvable” theorem written on a hallway chalkboard. After all, I was always good at arithmetic, what you less geniusey-types refer to as “math.” (Between you and I, I thought I was doing a Soduku.) Who knew?
Anyway, my therapist, Sean, who was total doppelgänger for Robin Williams, wanted one thing for me. Professor Lambeau wanted another. He repeatedly told me to call him Gerry and would call me, drunk, and invite me to his place to show me his “Fields Medal.” He’d say over and over, “It’s really big and impressive.” Whatever.
I decided to follow Sean’s advice. I left behind several lucrative job offers to follow this girl, Skylar, to Stanford University. I’d only gone out with her, like, three times. She had freckles, I think and she thought she could play in the NBA. Bitch, please!?!?
I hopped in my beater, that my boys bought me for my 21st birthday, and headed west. Unfortunately, the POS broke down outside of Goshen, Indiana. I just stayed there. I eventually got a gig doing nights on Goshen College radio. (Go Leafs!!!)
I eventually did make it out west, albeit not to California, but to Las Vegas where I now co-host the Chet Buchanan & the Morning Zoo radio program. In addition, I write and produce comedy that airs nationally through Delicious Audio.
So you know, I haven’t completely gotten out of the math game. I’ve been known to balance an occasional check book and during tax time I do a little part-time work at Walmart in the Jackson-Hewitt kiosk.
Today, when people ask me, “How do I like them apples?” I respond, “In a pie with a golden brown flaky crust and maybe a dollop of Cool Whip.”
What happened Sunday night on HBO’s fantasy-drama, “Game of Thrones?” Spence sings about the Dothraki, Jon Snow & the possible demise of the Kingslayer.
“It’s Friday,” and while one should celebrate the end of the work week, Spence is not happy. Hear this week’s original Song of the Week.
Spence won his 26th game in a row today adding another $25.00 tot he Terrible Herbst Spence’s Challenge Jackpot for a new grand total of $723! Wanna win all that cash? All you have to do is tie Spence in Spence’s Challenge! It’s a five question pop-culture trivia game… Don’t forget about the $1,000 bonus if you can beat him! Patrice, Play, Win!
Think you can beat Spence in Spence’s Challenge? It’s a five question pop-culture trivia game with a thirty second timer… Tie Spence and win the $673 in the Terrible Herbst Spence’s Challenge Jackpot, beat Spence and win the $1,000 bonus! Remember, what do you say if you don’t know the answer to a question? “JIMBOBCUTTER!”
Season seven of the HBO fantasy-drama “Game of Thrones,” has turned up the heat. Spence tells you all about it in song including the long-awaited meeting of Daenerys & Jon Snow, Olenna Tyrell’s confession and Cersei & Kingslayer get their groove back.
You’ve nearly made it through July…but death may still be stalking you this summer. Here are seven things that are more likely to kill you during the summer
July rolls around and after a few weeks of 100+ heat, Mother Nature decides to give Vegas a break…kinda. For a slight drop in temperature, she tosses in some un-Godly humidity. Ahhh, it’s Monsoon Season.
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30 seconds on the clock… Five questions to answer… Will you beat Spence in Spence’s Challenge? You’ll win the $5 in the Terrible Herbst Spence’s Challenge if you can tie him, not to mention the $1,000 bonus if you can beat him! Practice, Play, Win!
It’s finally happened. “Shark Week” has jumped the shark.