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XS: Number One in America

When America wants to go clubbin’, Vegas is where they want to go, according to Nightclub.com. Seven of the country’s top ten revenue generating nightclubs are, right here, on The Strip. For the first time […]

98.5 KLUC–05/27/2015

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Don’t Grope the Waitress

“That’s assault, brotha,” said Adam Sandler in the movie “Billy Madison.” A customer at a Russian restaurant found out the hard way that you don’t grope the waitress. It appears that the customer tries to […]

98.5 KLUC–05/26/2015

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Parody: Lap Dance

Some dudes don’t listen. Bro, she does not love you. Her job…and she is fantastic at it…is to look sexy and entice you to spend your hard earned dough on her in exchange for titillation […]

98.5 KLUC–05/21/2015

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Meet Mr. Dingle

If you’re running a sewage treatment plant you should have a mascot…shouldn’t you? Okay, well let’s just say that you should…what should that mascot be? Maybe a dancing flocculator? You could make it a caped […]

98.5 KLUC–05/21/2015

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Airbag Recall: What You Need to Know

It is the largest automobile recall in the history of car manufacturing. Approximately 33.8 million vehicles are affected. One of the world’s largest airbag suppliers, Takata, has admitted that its products are defective. “Up until […]

98.5 KLUC–05/20/2015

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Celebrities Are Sexier Than You

Perhaps the reason celebrities are celebrities that they simply are better than us. I mean, look at the photos below of three of the fellas from NKOTB. Dude, they are in their 40’s and they […]

98.5 KLUC–05/19/2015

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100 Years of Aging

My wife made me watch this video over the weekend. It’s Saturday morning. We’re laying in bed and I’m like, “Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’ll watch the video, already.” It was oddly touching. I even got […]

98.5 KLUC–05/18/2015

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The 10 Best Fast Food Burgers In ‘Merica

People always say there’s no such thing as “American food”…we just take things from other cultures and find ways to deep fry them. But if anything counts as American food, it’s fast food hamburgers. A […]

98.5 KLUC–05/15/2015

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Parody: The Lindsay Lohan Day Care Center

There is something ironic about someone who can’t seem to function without proper adult supervision given the responsibility of providing proper adult supervision for those that require it. Yes, Lindsay Lohan is fulfilling her court-ordered […]

98.5 KLUC–05/15/2015

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The 15 Types of People Who Sing Along to the Radio

You’re driving through the Spaghetti Bowl and your jam, “Want To Want Me” by Jason Derulo, is banging from your speakers via 98.5 KLUC. You’re singing along. Duh. Afterall, it is your jam. The question […]

98.5 KLUC–05/14/2015