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Parody: Dairy Queen

I said it on the air. This might be the stupidest parody song I’ve ever made. Listen to it anyway. Ya see Fetty Wap loves himself his “Trap Queen.” I don’t have a trap queen […]

98.5 KLUC–07/02/2015

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Welcome to July

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We know that July is all about American independence and the barbecues, hot dog & beer consumption and fireworks on the 4th. What you may not realize is there is a lot […]

98.5 KLUC–07/01/2015

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Parody: Pitbull’s “Time of Our Lives”

In the Pitbull/Ne-Yo anthem, “Time Of Our Lives,” Mr. 305 laments: “I knew my rent was gon’ be late about a week ago I worked my ass off, but I still can’t pay it though […]

98.5 KLUC–06/08/2015

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Blatter Control Problems? Try FIFACleanse

I realize that I’m immature with a juvenile sense of humor. Yes, farting is still funny to me. So, when the leader of football’s (soccer) governing body, FIFA, is named Sepp Blatter, you can’t help […]

98.5 KLUC–06/03/2015

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Parody: TSA Terry

The Department of Homeland Security ran a sting of sorts on the TSA, the Transportation Security Administration. The so-called, “Red Team” tried to smuggle weapons and bomb through airport baggage screenings. Now, if you want […]

98.5 KLUC–06/02/2015

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Parody: Duggar Huggin’

I’ll be honest. I have not watched minute one of the TLC reality show, “19 Kids and Counting” starring Jim Bob Duggar, his very fertile wife, Michelle and all of the assorted children and grand […]

98.5 KLUC–05/28/2015

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Parody: Lap Dance

Some dudes don’t listen. Bro, she does not love you. Her job…and she is fantastic at it…is to look sexy and entice you to spend your hard earned dough on her in exchange for titillation […]

98.5 KLUC–05/21/2015

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This Hilarious Ice Cube “30 For 30″ Spoof Is Sure To Give You A “Good Day”

If you find a good video on YouTube then “It Was (by definition) A Good Day.” Because a lot of the stuff out there  is crap. It’s all the more reason to give solid content, […]

98.5 KLUC–05/15/2015

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Parody: The Lindsay Lohan Day Care Center

There is something ironic about someone who can’t seem to function without proper adult supervision given the responsibility of providing proper adult supervision for those that require it. Yes, Lindsay Lohan is fulfilling her court-ordered […]

98.5 KLUC–05/15/2015

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60 Seconds with Tom Brady

Tom Brady is a cheater. The investigation into the “Deflategate” scandal has come out with the conclusion that is less than emphatic. The phrase “it is more probable than not” litters the report in accusing […]

98.5 KLUC–05/07/2015