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Parody: Zayn, Don’t Say Goodbye

Yes, you do expect the horde that is One Direction’s young, female fan base, to lose their collective, friggin’ minds upon the news that Zayn Malik had left the band. However, you don’t expect a […]

98.5 KLUC–03/26/2015

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The Sweet Sixteen Song

For a guy who doesn’t give a flip about March Madness unless the Runnin’ Rebels are present, this was a great first weekend. I like upsets. I like big programs getting spanked by non-power conference […]

98.5 KLUC–03/23/2015

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The March Madness Song 2015

Most of the pleasure I derive from March Madness is sitting on the couch watching Selection Sunday to find out who and where my beloved Runnin’ Rebels will be playing. Not much pleasure the last […]

98.5 KLUC–03/16/2015

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Spence Is Awesomer

A “love song” from Kanye West to his wife, Kim, was leaked online yesterday and was immediately ripped to shreds on social media. The song is titled “Awesome” and contained not so awesome lyrics like: […]

98.5 KLUC–03/13/2015

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Parody: Blurred Lines

When you first heard “Blurred Lines” by Robin Thicke, Pharrell Williams and T.I. who didn’t think, “Man, this track sounds really familiar.” A federal jury more than agreed with your hunch, awarding the family of […]

98.5 KLUC–03/11/2015

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Parody: The Ringling Brothers P.C. Circus

To its’ credit, Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus have seen the animal welfare writing on the wall and announced on Thursday the elimination of all elephant acts under the big top. They will […]

98.5 KLUC–03/06/2015

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March Is More Than St. Patty’s Day

What do you really know about the third month of the year? St. Patrick’s Day? Pretty much, right? The 17th of March, along with Cinco de Mayo and New Years Eve might be the three […]

98.5 KLUC–03/03/2015

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Parody: Tinger – Tinder for the Gingers

How is anyone single anymore? I mean, you have, and eharmony. There are niche dating sites too. If you’re a Christian there’s “Christian Mingle.” If you’re a hillbilly you can find fellow hillbillies […]

98.5 KLUC–02/24/2015

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VIDEO: Watch Bojo’s “State Farm” Commercial Too Hot For TV

When I’m not on the radio for 98.5 KLUC I am either hosting an event or party, playing ball with the fellas, watching Netflix with the lady or in this case writing, acting and directing […]

98.5 KLUC–02/15/2015

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Parody: Christian Grey Spanked Me

Raise your hand if you shudder at the mere utterance of the words, “nipple clamps.” For those that do not have their hands raised, Mr. Grey will see you now. I haven’t read any of […]

98.5 KLUC–02/10/2015