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Kanye for President: His First Political Ad

If Donald Trump can do it…Kanye West can do it. Upon winning the MTV Video Music Awards Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award, Yeezy declared his run for president of the United States in 2020. “And […]

98.5 KLUC–08/31/2015

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Parody: In Love with a Walmart Greeter

I’m happy for OMI. I am. After all, he found himself a cheerleader. The Jamaican singer, whose real name is Omar Samuel Pasley, got himself the creme de la creme of girlfriends. Me, I don’t […]

98.5 KLUC–08/14/2015

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Trumpicane: Donald Trump Blows

What is more frightening than a Sharknado? A Trumpicane, that’s what. Yes, a sci-fi fantasy world where man-eating sharks fall from the sky is LESS terrifying where than one where there is a REAL possibility […]

98.5 KLUC–07/23/2015

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Fiddy Can’t Afford Da Club

I’m fairly positive that 50 Cent didn’t blow through a, reported, $500 million fortune. Forbes claims that the rapper is worth more along the lines of $100 million and has been on the website’s hip […]

98.5 KLUC–07/14/2015

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Parody: Dairy Queen

I said it on the air. This might be the stupidest parody song I’ve ever made. Listen to it anyway. Ya see Fetty Wap loves himself his “Trap Queen.” I don’t have a trap queen […]

98.5 KLUC–07/02/2015

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Welcome to July

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We know that July is all about American independence and the barbecues, hot dog & beer consumption and fireworks on the 4th. What you may not realize is there is a lot […]

98.5 KLUC–07/01/2015

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Parody: Pitbull’s “Time of Our Lives”

In the Pitbull/Ne-Yo anthem, “Time Of Our Lives,” Mr. 305 laments: “I knew my rent was gon’ be late about a week ago I worked my ass off, but I still can’t pay it though […]

98.5 KLUC–06/08/2015

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Blatter Control Problems? Try FIFACleanse

I realize that I’m immature with a juvenile sense of humor. Yes, farting is still funny to me. So, when the leader of football’s (soccer) governing body, FIFA, is named Sepp Blatter, you can’t help […]

98.5 KLUC–06/03/2015

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Parody: TSA Terry

The Department of Homeland Security ran a sting of sorts on the TSA, the Transportation Security Administration. The so-called, “Red Team” tried to smuggle weapons and bomb through airport baggage screenings. Now, if you want […]

98.5 KLUC–06/02/2015

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Parody: Duggar Huggin’

I’ll be honest. I have not watched minute one of the TLC reality show, “19 Kids and Counting” starring Jim Bob Duggar, his very fertile wife, Michelle and all of the assorted children and grand […]

98.5 KLUC–05/28/2015

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