Zoocabulary

Ask the Guys – Wednesdays at 8:05, we find out what the guys really think.

Chet Buchanan – The host and namesake of Chet Buchanan & the Morning Zoo.

Davey the Showkiller – Our producer and head poohah responsible for everything that goes wrong on the show.

Dax – Our correspondent from TMZ that calls in with the latest every Monday at 8:30.

Dirty @Thirty – Lauren’s entertainment update at 6:30, 7:30 & 8:30.

Group Therapy – Have an issue? We can help. Tuesdays at 8:05

Lauren – She is made of all things sweet and pure.

LTMZ – If you’re down with us than you know that this stands for “Love the Morning Zoo.” Slore – Lauren’s hybrid creation of a slut and a whore. i.e. Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian

Spence – The most talented person you or anyone else has ever known. Just ask him.

Spencemas – The annual celebration of the birth of Spence.

The Big Mistake – Chet left Vegas and the show for Portland’s greener pastures between 2002-2004. Those pastures turned out to be not so green and he returned to KLUC.

The Big Thank You – Fridays at 8:40, we put out a little good karma to give those that deserve it a little pat on the back.

Toy Drive – Our 11th begins Thursday, December 2nd in the parking lot of NV Energy on W. Sahara. Chet lives atop a 30-foot scaffold for 12 days collecting toys for the valley’s less fortunate.